noteasytobepink: (Smiling)
Clarice Creed ([personal profile] noteasytobepink) wrote2013-12-26 01:30 am
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Trust me...

Who: Clarice and some kids! And maaaaybe the sheriff's department.
When: Some time after the first year of being stuck on Bill's world, just after she joins the sheriff's department after her florist job.
What: Being a deputy does NOT mean that she can't lie about things a little!

"Hey, you gonna be alright out there rookie?" The snickering was definitely something she could do without. "Those streets get tough about this time of day!"

She glanced up mildly at the rest of the desks around her before leaning down to tighten the straps on her boots. They were tight and double knotted, good. Same for the slow check of her belt and gear, then the brush of fingers up her buttons as she straightened. All in order, picture perfect, and even better everyone's gaze was shying away from hers as she looked around. Better. It was always easier to make the 'senior' people in any business uncomfortable than to try to start shit. Better they avoid ogling the sheriff's girlfriend than have her toss one or two out a window.

No matter how tiresome their joking got. "I believe I can handle myself," she noted mildly as she checked the end of her braided hair. Yes, still secure. All was well with the world. And Jamie was even blushing. Wasn't that cute? "Stay out of trouble oldsters, I won't be here to save you." Okay, maybe a little tail tweaking? A tiny bit.

Yeah, they were totally going to steal her desk chair or something. Or throw pencils at her. Or any number of non-lethal things that tended to make her giggle. Giggling was easy in Wheelsy. She made it out the door while the rest of the crew were arguing over who was actually 'old'. Rather than dwell on the minor victory she glanced up at swore. Almost out of time! "Nice one Clarice..." she muttered, stretching out into a run.

She'd make it.

Barely.

The school bell was ringing as she hopped the last fence across from the bus lot, and she barely beat the munchkins to the cross walk.

She'd laughed when Bill told her it was a necessary job. Really. Cross walks were kinda self explanatory and everyone in town knew where the crosswalk was. They wouldn't mow down kids on purpose, right? This world just...wasn't like that. "Alright, line 'em up kiddos!" she darted across the street to make sure they sorted into lines (lines were easier to handle, right?).

...did they even KNOW what lines were?! "NOT SO FAST!" She snapped, snagging one kid by his hood as he tried to dart across. "Police lady says she WILL dangle you if you try to ditch her!" JUST SAYING!

"BILLY STOP PUSHING!"

"I'M NOT YOU'RE JUST A SLOWPOKE!"

"YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!"

"Hey, hey Clarice?" She looked down, bemused as one of the youngest stopped in the center of the street to tug on her arm. "Hey, my brother says you're not really pink! No people are really pink!"

...right. "We're in the road," she pointed out. "Tell me that again when we're on the sidewalk okay?" Anything to keep them moving? Besides, that had been...unintentionally stinging. Real people COULD BE PINK. Or Blue. Or Green. Or any other color. Mutants were people too after all, no matter what various realities claimed!

Sidewalk, blessed sidewalk.

"So why are you pink?!"

Right. She sighed and sank down on her heels so that she could be on eye level with the kindergartner. "Well, can you keep a secret?"

"Yes!"

That was good. "I'm only a cop during the day," she admitted.

"So what are you at night?"

"A fairy princess. I'm hiding from an evil king who took away my castle so it's important you don't tell anyone okay?"

"Not even my brother?"

"Not even him. The evil king has spies everywhere and you don't him to hear you telling your brother right?"

The little girl dug her sneaker at the sidewalk for a moment then nodded firmly, "I don't want that. Can you do magic tricks?"

"Only at night." Vampire fairy princess? Sure.

"Do you have wings?!"

"...no. I was hurt and lost my wings. That's why Sheriff Pardy had to take me to the hospital."

"Ohhhhhhh...did it hurt? Did you get a shot?"

"Yes and yes, but it's okay, I'm still alive and that's what matters right?"

"If I'm really good can you show me some magic? I can stay up until eight on Fridays and Saturdays!"

"We'll see kiddo. I may need to do other things to keep everyone safe okay? But we'll see." She spotted the munchkin's mom coming up the walk and grinned, "remember, it's a secret."

"Okay!" And off she went.

Well then. She was betting it was only going to be a few hours before the sheriff's office got calls about corrupting the children or something but it had been fun! Show her some magic tricks indeed...all the tricks she knew weren't good for kids in a world like this one.

It was barely past school letting out so she decided to hang around and escort EVERYONE who wanted to cross the street. Why not after all? It was a SERIOUS job and such.

Wheelsy. Had to love it huh?
wheelsy_sheriff: (easy conversation)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-27 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
"But see, if you start bringin' that stuff up we're all gonna have t'start followin' it. Do you know the last time I ran a timed mile?"

YEARS, Clarice! YEARS!

He still had a cute ass, though. No denying that, was there? So, he just smirked about it.
wheelsy_sheriff: (big smile)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-27 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but you don't ever carry a stopwatch." He had no idea what kind of time he made these days.

"It wouldn't be a bad thing unless I started losin' folks to not bein' qualified." If they tested and failed he might lose deputies to being 'unfit' for duty!

He hopped at the pinch and swatted her hand. "I'll remind you I'm a superior officer," he teased, heat rising to his features.
wheelsy_sheriff: (sneaky planny)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-28 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you overestimate me and my men," Bill chuckled. A couple weeks probably weren't going to be enough time to whip them all in shape.

"Gift card, though... that ain't a bad idea. Minus the deer. If we make it a contest folks might actually get into it." It was an idea.

And he was going to focus on that idea instead of her last words, which still didn't help so much with the blushing.

"Ain't smart t'fool around in the back of a car that'll only open from the outside," he pointed out.
wheelsy_sheriff: (listening)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Bill wasn't always a head in the sand guy, but on this subject he always turned away. He refused to even entertain the thought that something like the slugs could happen again.

Partially out of fear that if he did, it would.

He'd argued her as much as he was going to about it, so instead he just glanced over that part and focused on the rest.

"Any one of 'em would lay down for this town," he said, sobering as well. He didn't doubt that fact at all, and so he had to state it. "But I get what you're sayin', an' maybe we could all stand to get a little fit."

He pondered the question and gave a small chuckle.

"I guess a big steak dinner would kind of be against what your goin' for, wouldn't it?" Get fit and then stuff yourself did kind of send a mixed message.

He smirked at those kisses and her words, and damn if she wasn't a tempting little trouble maker. He knew a few spots they could probably park and might be considering those now thanks to her suggestive moves and tone.

"You're wicked, y'know that?"
wheelsy_sheriff: (sneaky planny)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"You sure you don't just wanna torture folk?" he teased, because that could be a motive, she did say she was bored.

"Hmm... maybe. Or maybe I could swing tickets to a game or somethin'." Something affordable, since this would be coming out of his pocket. "A brand new car ain't an option, but I'm sure we could come up with somethin' nice."

His smirk grew, and he rested one hand on her hip above her belt.

"I didn't say you were terrible for me, just called you wicked, is all."
wheelsy_sheriff: (you sly dog)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bill laughed at that, shaking his head. "If torture is that big a thing than as your boyfriend I'm gonna have to say no to you dishin' out to anyone else."

He started to shake his head to her offer, but, well, it was her idea, and he had the feeling arguing with her wouldn't change her mind, and letting her do it might make her happy, so he nodded.

"Alright. Just don't go overboard, okay?" He wanted to motivate his men, not spoil them.

"See, wicked, but ain't none of that terrible to me," he grinned, content to flirt right back probably until his brain caught up to the fact that flirting in public (and uniform) was what they were doing.
wheelsy_sheriff: (smug)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
"That's good to know," he said with a chuckle. He rather liked being her target and wasn't really willing to give that up or share.

"Technically, if you get issued a taser you've gotta go through trainin' for it," he said, and winced. "An' that means gettin' tazed yourself."

In someone who made up the rulebook's mind that made sense. It was kind of why some of the other deputy's didn't carry one themselves.

"I don't see you doin' any of those things, an' I ain't gonna say just in case it gives you ideas," he replied, smug.
wheelsy_sheriff: (my color is plaid)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Tasers hurt," he said for the record. "An' what if I told you chances were I'd be the one who had t'do the testing?" He was her superior officer and all, and didn't much like the thought of electrocuting his girlfriend.

"Is fudge sauce war supposed t'scare me?" Because it totally didn't.
wheelsy_sheriff: (poker face)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Fortunately for us we don't got monsters," he said, lucky them.

"Maybe. If that's the case than sure, you can have a taser. But if it comes to me havin' to do it I'm sorry darlin', but you'll just have t'settle for whackin' folks with your night stick or somethin'."

He arched a brow at her, edging on nervous now when she said it that way.

"Are you threatenin' me with fudge?" That was terrible, and cruel.
wheelsy_sheriff: (pout)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-29 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
It being a year had convinced Bill that she was here now and that life of crazy worlds and terrifying circumstances was behind her. No more monsters.

"Ouch. Don't know if I could do somethin' like that myself." Because as he'd said before, being tazed Hurt.

He pouted at her and said, "That ain't nice." It wasn't nice to threaten your boyfriend with fudge.
wheelsy_sheriff: (smiley)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-30 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bill was an optimist, always was and would be. As far as he could figure she'd earned a spot in a 'peaceful' world, and it was just lucky for him that his was it.

"That you are," he agreed about her being crazy, and smirked.

"I happen t'love fudge, which is why sneak attack fudge is so mean." She couldn't rightly lick him at his desk now could she? Or rather, she shouldn't. Workplace etiquette and all.
wheelsy_sheriff: (sneaky planny)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-30 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
"And now you're threatenin' t'dump me for agreeing with you?" He asked, pouting again.

When she put it like that, sneak attack fudge didn't sound so bad.

"Alright, but how do I go about explainin' the fudge down my shirt collar if I do get caught?"
wheelsy_sheriff: (big smile)

[personal profile] wheelsy_sheriff 2013-12-30 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Doc's crazy himself, so don't know if he could help you," he replied, cracking a grin.

"But then I'd be admittin' my girlfriend got the best of me." He might never live the teasing down if he did that!

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