"Well, hopefully the idea has been scrapped for another year," she soothed easily. "And maybe by being horrible, smutty people we'll knock the idea out of their heads permanently." They made great role models right?

RIGHT?!

"Hmmm? Your part is easy, I promise babe. You get to hang out, and sit on a deck, and be fed with the other people waiting and worrying. As long as you don't actively attack anyone no one should take offense!"