Furniture should always be bought with sturdiness in mind! What if evil ninjas attacked and you were in the kitchen? What if the room flooded and you had to stand on the table? What if you wanted to pin a sheriff to one?!

"Nah, we can stay put," she wasn't apt to move away from petting and snogging to be honest, furniture safety or no. "I'm going to regret not undoing your towel before I slid into your lap though aren't I?" Because eventually she'd have to move away some...

And this was them. Toppling over backward was an actual risk!