"I didn't realize that was a sellin' point I shoulda looked at, since I don't spend much time on top of 'em." Next time he'd be sure and test that before purchasing.

Bill shifted on the chair, too, testing it's sturdiness and doing a bit more rubbing in the process.

"Hm, we can move if y'like, but I think we'll be okay." As long as they didn't go toppling backwards, of course.