"Well, maybe we can jump started the barbeque bit by having one of our own? Kind of an announcement of willingness? I don't know the social customs thing." Maybe it would work? And they could totally cook. How hard could grilling be?

"I am willing to bet she noticed Bill." Just saying. "Way I'm seeing things she accepted that devotion as her right, much like a medieval lady would from a knight. The princess doesn't marry knights, she smiles and accepts as they fight for her honor." Because, well, yeah.

Dinosaur? "Iguana with a mohawk."