"Oh, well, then no I've never seen it." She snorted and kicked water in a wave ahead of them.

"And not all ghosts are scary, at least that I've had to deal with! You've dealt with scarier!" Because slug zombies from space were certainly scarier than most things. "Besides, most of them can't hurt you." At all. Most ghosts had no power over the living world!

"And yes, no funerals. I'm bad at them anyway and the creek is a lot more fun. Hey, look, minnows!"