"Flag football everyone has flags on their belt, and instead of tackling them you pull the person who has the ball's flag. You can run, jump, an' dive how ever you want as long as you keep in bounds."

No time out or penalty box in football, with too many penalties she'd just end up a benchwarmer.


"Not garble, you gotta say the word, but there's just no rule about sayin' it fast. It's not like some other sports, like basketball where you can't even touch a guy without gettin' called, or golf where you have to be all quiet while he's doing whatever."