"Not exactly. It's a homecoming tradition," He explained. "The girls dress in uniform an' play a game of flag football. An' the guys, well, they're the cheerleaders." In skirts.

"I like two creams, four sugars, in either my Colts mug, or my silver thermos if I'm gonna be out an' about. An' I prefer it if you not fuel any rumors that are already goin' 'round."