"You know, if the other guys cross dress I'll dress as a man for a day, no problem." Just so she could see them in dresses? And maybe get pictures? "Now I know what to bet the next time they start a stupid contest." Contests like 'Who could stick the most pencils in the ceiling'.

"If I was deputized would that mean I'd have to salute you?" Cheerful salute time! "And no, maybe throw a towel at you, or pin you to a wall and shake you or something, but never give up."