"And Dave signed on to hold stop signs and direct traffic." It was a guaranteed pay check that wasn't the mail service, and he wasn't exactly the sharpest pencil in the box. Sweet, father of four, his wife handled the complicated stuff.

Though, admittedly, well, Clarice would have been a cop in any other life really!

"Nah, I won't. I'll explain things nice and proper and point out that I'm probably older than he is and can bench press him if necessary."