"One, you're not dumb. Two, you're not a rednecked hick. Three, you have the common sense and instincts of a sheriff so I'm pretty sure it'd be damned hard to take advantage of you. Four, I'm sure there are people like you who might need as much company and maybe a nice game of pool instead of more whiskey. They may even know football and what better way to spend a night than arguing sports in a bar made for people who miss their own small towns?" Because she traveled a lot she was familiar with the way people tended to recreate what they missed.

"Shall I abuse my cop-like powers here and do an internet search for you?"